Layering mistake? Head injury? Malice? The Daily Mail’s rugby coverage takes a psychotropic turn.
Thanks to Nino, original is here.
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Daily Mail: Don’t Do The Brown Acid
Scrubs: We Feel Your Pain
Touchstone Pictures is a major unit of The Walt Disney Company, the third largest media organization in the world with revenues exceeding $60 billion.
Evidently very little of that filters down to the Art department, who seem to have assembled this cover largely using the lasso and gradient tools. Do you think those doors would actually [...]
Readers Digest: Maybe It’s A VampirePhone
The missing tail in the reflection could be put down to artistic license, but those icons are fair game.
Discussion at Woot! Thanks to Mathew for the tip.
SEAT: Logic Is An Optional Extra
The thrust of this SEAT ad is that it is for design-conscious families. This family doesn’t want the regular baby incubator. Oh no. They want something more Philippe Starck. A chap in a white coat dejectedly takes away the rejected incubator.Which is apparently lighter than air. (Gallic shrug.)
Props to Gaduman. Bigger pics here.
Shimano: Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey
The curious thing about this one is that the reflection isn’t a simple copy-and-flip. The perspective is a little different, suggesting a different shot was used. Someone actually made an effort before goofing and rotating the image instead of flipping it.
Thanks to Idenwen.
Hannah Montana: The Really Real Teeth
Sometimes writing this blog is like shooting fish in a barrel, except that instead of barrels it’s trillion-dollar media conglomerates and instead of fish it is our confidence in them.
Thanks to Scott.
Street Kings: Trigger Debate Rages On
Congressional Republicans today stepped up pressure on House Street Kings Leader Keanu Reeves (D-Zion) to justify his “no triggers” policy.
Thanks to Gant for digging this one up.
Fashion Week Daily: Dude, Your Grandmother Is Hot
In any creative endeavor, there has to be a determining process - or metric - by which rationalization can be made. In these terms the creative process is an application of aesthetic ideology onto the matrix of a constantly shifting shared culture. The determination and assessment of quality is a catharsis that constitutes the aaaaargh [...]
Blackhawk Down: The Hostages Are Being Held In SimCity
Let’s hope we can rescue them before the budget runs out! Aargh my industrial zone is on fire again!
Thanks to Alain-James for the tip.
Stuck On You: Not So Much
Now I need you to adapt some artwork for this movie. It’s about two guys who are joined together - and this is important - cannot be separated. The whole point of the movie is that they can’t be separated. Do you get it? Great. Go right ahead, I have total confidence in you.
Thanks to [...]
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MOM! LOOK!
Thanks to Felix R.
Street Kings: Surprisingly Safety Conscious
Their city. Their rules. Rule 217: Please keep your finger off the trigger of your gun.
Sorry for the watermarks, but some dickless wonder has been cloning this site.
Thanks to Linek!
GQ: She Probably Stopped Smiling When She Saw The Newsstand
OMG dude look as Rachel Bilson’s legs they’re uhhh like totally whoa. Yeahhhh! (sound of smoke being inhaled). Whoa! she’s like uhhh some sort of sideshow. You know what would be (more smoke-related noises) totally amazing: we should uhhhh put like an inexplicably fake umm shadow behind her, so she’s like a warp-legged captain of [...]
Spiderman 2: Mary Jane Is Mister Fantastic
Either Kirsten Dunst’s right left arm is five feet long and has two elbows, or someone, somewhere, figured no one would notice. We are that no one!
Thanks again to Ken Justice.
Basic Head Swap
For reasons that probably only make sense to Koreans, Korean posters for Basic Instinct 2 required a head swap for Sharon Stone, so that she had wet hair.
Unfortunately the retouching budget didn’t stretch to updating the dry hair in the mirrors behind her.
Hanes: Look Who We Got Our Clipping Path On Now
If you’re trying to guess which one is the real leg, the smart money is on neither.
Thanks to Julia.
More Evidence Of Massive Conspiracy Against Diane Keaton
Diane Keaton can’t catch a break these days. Not only is she haphazardly comped with Mandy Moore - just where is she looking? - her mouth has been hacked into the kind of grin that clown morticians might favor.
Also, does Diane Keaton really have only three fingers on her right hand?
Thanks to Ken Justice.
Diario Sportivo AS: I Wasn’t Expecting The Spanish Inquisition
Our chief weapon is Photoshop… and cloning… cloning and Photoshop. Photoshop and cloning. Our two weapons are Photoshop and cloning… and copying and pasting. Argh. Amongst our weaponry are such elements as Photoshop, cloning, copying, pasting. I’ll come in again.
Comfy chair to Consultor Anonimo.
Out Magazine: Hey Mr DJ Put A Record On I’m Microcephalic
It looks great, yeah great. You know, one little thing. No big deal. But if you could make the top of her head smaller? Just the top part? So it isn’t hiding the banner. Yeah, no, I know, but you know what, no one cares about the top of her head. Just make it smaller. [...]
Bebe: Eva Longoria Is Made Of Rubber
Bebe turns to its inner thirteen year-old for Eva Longoria. Not only is she made of rubber, her suit casts a shadow, as if it were flapping around.
Found at the excellent dlisted.
Jimmy Carr: The Jocelyn Wildenstein of Retouching
Looks like someone’s been tweaked a little. What does Mr Carr look like in real life?Okay. You did you know that the airbrush tool has a flow setting, didn’t you?
Thanks to PJ Holden for the tip!
Imagine Babies: What’s a watermark?
Images from iStockPhoto: $12Stealing the preview images instead: $0Seeing the watermark on your finished, printed artwork: priceless
Batman Fascinated By Window Frame
Not only is Batman choosing a rather odd position to brood from, the floor is, well, phoned in. The reflections would be correct only if the floor were below the buildings opposite.
Thanks to Shortee for this one.
Edit: Delightful discussion on Reddit
Diane "Scarecrow" Keaton
Designer: We don’t have a full shot of Diane Keaton?Art Director: Don’t worry! She old!Designer: So I can just make any bizarre body shape and it will be OK?Art Director: Who care! She old!Designer: Look! Her head is like 200% too big! And where is her waist?Art Director: Hello? Are you still working on that?
Castles In The Air
Sir Lancelot gazed fondly into the soft blue pools of Lady Guineviere’s eyes and gently held her mutant third hand. Wait, what?
Courtesy the beautiful Judge A Book By Its Cover.
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