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FTP overview -How to upload Themes and Plugins for Wordpress

Posted by admin in May 19th, 2008  
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How To Tweak or Edit Your WordPress Theme

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Design a WordPress Theme — Starting in Photoshop

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How to create a custom wordpress template

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Creating a Wordpress Blog from Scratch

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Wordpress tutorial

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How to set up a blog at wordpress.com

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Narrative forms in the Digital Classroom

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Another week, another blog post

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Freewriting, Editing, and Blogging

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Possibilities and Constraints in the Computer Classroom

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Technology and Writing Centers

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Digital Learning

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Writing with technology

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Top 10 Reason’s to Use a Blog in the Classroom

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Classroom Blogging as Writing “Instruction”

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50 Years of Research on Writing: What Have We Learned?

Posted by admin in April 24th, 2008  
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Adjunct Advice: Using YouTube in Composition

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Dr. Seuss on Writing

Posted by admin in April 18th, 2008  
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It has often been said
there’s so much to be read,
you never can cram
all those words in your head.
So the writer who breeds
more words than he…, Dr. Seuss on Writing, http://grammar.about.com/b/2008/04/02/dr-seuss-on-writing.htm,

Best Reference Works for Writers and Editors

Posted by admin in April 18th, 2008  
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You’ll find more than 10 titles in the updated list of Top 10 Reference Works for Writers and Editors. I can count, but I can’t always make up my mind.
The…, Best Reference Works for Writers and Editors, http://grammar.about.com/b/2008/03/31/best-reference-works-for-writers-and-editors.htm,

At the End of the Day: 170 Expressions That Tick You Off

Posted by admin in April 18th, 2008  
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Back in January (but not back in the day), we invited you to let us know what expressions tick you off.
And here’s what you told us.
You’re tired of standing…, At the End of the Day: 170 Expressions That Tick You Off, http://grammar.about.com/b/2008/03/28/at-the-end-of-the-day-170-expressions-that-tick-you-off.htm,

Bob Crane - These Boots are Made for Walking

Posted by admin in April 16th, 2008  
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Mambo!

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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Dancing with the Stars” is back, for its sixth season. The women have dusted off their sequinned bras, the men have reassumed their matador poses, and the whole big diamanté cheese ball is rolling down the highway again, into your living room. Professional ballroom dancing is an oddity, because for . . .

Art

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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MUSEUMS AND LIBRARIES
METROPOLITAN MUSEUM
Fifth Ave. at 82nd St. (212-535-7710)–“Poussin and Nature: Arcadian Visions.” Through May 11. | “Gustave Courbet.” Through May 18. | “Jasper Johns: Gray.” Through May 4. | “Lee Friedlander: A [...]

Love for Sale

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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Of all the films about prostitution, Kenji Mizoguchi’s “Street of Shame,” made in 1956 at the end of his career, is perhaps the greatest. After directing many magnificent period films, Mizoguchi set this film in the present–in the red-light district of Tokyo known as Yoshiwara–during a debate . . .

A Thing Called Hope

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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By the time “South Pacific” closed its run on Broadway, after five years and nineteen hundred and twenty-five performances, it had done its work in the world. The 1949 musical–the first show that Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein produced as well as wrote–played to an estimated three . . .

Mambo!

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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Dancing with the Stars” is back, for its sixth season. The women have dusted off their sequinned bras, the men have reassumed their matador poses, and the whole big diamanté cheese ball is rolling down the highway again, into your living room. Professional ballroom dancing is an oddity, because for . . .

Art

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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MUSEUMS AND LIBRARIES
METROPOLITAN MUSEUM
Fifth Ave. at 82nd St. (212-535-7710)–“Poussin and Nature: Arcadian Visions.” Through May 11. | “Gustave Courbet.” Through May 18. | “Jasper Johns: Gray.” Through May 4. | “Lee Friedlander: A [...]

Love for Sale

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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Of all the films about prostitution, Kenji Mizoguchi’s “Street of Shame,” made in 1956 at the end of his career, is perhaps the greatest. After directing many magnificent period films, Mizoguchi set this film in the present–in the red-light district of Tokyo known as Yoshiwara–during a debate . . .

A Thing Called Hope

Posted by admin in April 14th, 2008  
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By the time “South Pacific” closed its run on Broadway, after five years and nineteen hundred and twenty-five performances, it had done its work in the world. The 1949 musical–the first show that Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein produced as well as wrote–played to an estimated three . . .

Obama the Lady’s Man

Posted by admin in April 9th, 2008  
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Tet, Happened, and No One Cared

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Op-Ed Columnist
Tet Happened, and No One Cared
By FRANK RICH
Published: April 6, 2008
John McCain’s doomed promise of military “victory” in Iraq is akin to Wile E. Coyote’s perpetual pursuit of the Road Runner, with much higher carnage.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/opinion/06rich.html?ex=1365134400&en=01f9a9c8d1c6d2af&ei=5124&partner=permalink&exprod=permalink

Hillary Under Sniper Fire

Posted by admin in April 1st, 2008  
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Swing Wing

Posted by admin in March 31st, 2008  
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Richard Widmark giggles in Kiss of Death

Posted by admin in March 28th, 2008  
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Consumer Confidence, Bad & Getting Worse

Posted by admin in March 27th, 2008  
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The Conference Board’s Consumer Confidence Index has just posted another large decline. The March readings came in at 64.5, which is well under what we had…

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Richard Widmark Kiss of Death Clip

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Hillary wasn’t lying about sniper fire

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Photo of the week: Homeless in Bucharest

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Romania. Bucharest. 1999. Bucharest has an estimated 3000 homeless people, representing 0,15% of the city’s population. Many of the homeless resort to hiding themselves at the town channels of hot water communication. These places are dark and humid and extremely dangerous for the health. Unfortunately nothing has been done by the authorities, such as providing [...]

Photo of the week: The trawler "Rowanlea"

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Deep sea fishing in the North Sea. 1998. On board the Spanish trawler "Rowanlea". © Jean Gaumy/Magnum Photos
In my humble opinion one of the most impressive photography books: “Pleine mer” (the english version is called “Men at sea”). See more photographs here. What do you think?
, Photo of the week: The trawler "Rowanlea", http://blog.magnumphotos.com/2007/07/photo_of_the_week_rowanlea.html, [...]

unnecessary groceries

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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photo: Jeanne Wells
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un-titled

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Photographer: Jan Buse
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The receipt

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Photo: Jan Bernhardtz
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GAY SCIENTISTS ISOLATE CHRISTIAN GENE

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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Books: Web Sites Let Bibliophiles Share Books Virtually

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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by Martha Woodroof

A bibliophile’s dream: Shelves on Shelfari never sag from the weight of too many books.

New social-networking websites for book fanatics let readers connect to the page and to each other in a virtual world. go here http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=88514715

La Pequena Hillary Clinton

Posted by admin in March 26th, 2008  
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ABC3D: The Alphabet as Gorgeous Pop-Up Book [ABC Popup]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Sometimes simple is best: the ABC3D pop-up book is just wonderfully captivating, and does exactly what it says on its transforming cover. You may think more “coffee table, guest amusement” than “give to kids” but it’s only $19.95, so why not let the little tykes appreciate its good design too? By Marion Bataille, due out [...]

Brando USB Hygrometer and Thermometer: for Predicting Desk Weather? [Usb Hygrometer]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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We like strange USB gadgets: Brando’s new gizmo plugs into a USB port and gives you accurate temperature and humidity measurements, on a second-by-second basis, if you like. It even logs the data for you, in a spreadsheet-friendly fashion. So that you can, you know, predict if it’s going to rain on your laptop. Maybe [...]

Silbervogel Gravity Car Has No Muscle, Still Makes the Mark [Concepts]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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The image associated with this post is best viewed using a browser.The Silbervogel Gravity Car concept, by Jakob Hirzel from the Pforzheim University Of Applied Sciences in Germany, has no engine, but still wants to grow up and be a real racing vehicle. The racer relies solely on, you guessed it, gravity to pick up [...]

Move Over Meizu: China’s Clone "Gods" do Nokia N95 Too [N95 Clone]

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It’s not just the iPhone that’s being cloned: now this black 8GB Nokia N95 clone has joined the party. With dual slider keypads, a two megapixel camera with flash, another small camera, media player, Bluetooth and microSD card slot, it’s actually not all that bad. It doesn’t have the 8GB, of course. But you’ve got [...]

USB Suction Cup Webcam Sucks, Bends, Takes Pics [Suction Webcam]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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It’s a USB webcam, like thousands of others: you plug it in, you get a picture — no info on pixel count. But see that sucker? On it’s base I mean: that’s why I kind of like it. Partly because of the crazy “we’ll demo it by sucking onto a delicate LCD” photo, and partly [...]

Factron Quattro iPod nano Case is the Real Full Metal Jacket [Accessories]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Mizumori Ado’s exclusive iPod nano case, called the Factron Quattro, sure as hell has the street cools about it, but unfortunately, it looks like its going to be a limited run in Japan only. The designer, Mizumori Ado, used a full aluminum construction to match the iPod nano’s housing, and we have to say, the [...]

PS3 Firmware 2.2 Now Available [PS3]

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FYI, PS3 Firmware 2.2 has just been made available for download. The update adds the Blu-Ray 2.0 standard, otherwise known as BD-Live, and will enable downloadable movie content, such as games, wallpapers and ringtones. [Thanks, Brian]

Steve Jobs’ Music Poster Boy Reports iTunes Problem, Wonders If Apple Spies Him [Bug Reports]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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John Mayer is the guitarist who sometimes closes Apple events with a small gig (he comes right after you turn off the Quicktime broadcast to check the Apple Store), and Steve Jobs’ favorite music poster boy this side of Bob Dylan. Last week, Mayer contacted Apple about a problem with iTunes using the bug reporting [...]

Lightning Review: Olympus E-420, the World’s Smallest, Lightest, Cheapest DSLR [Digital Cameras]

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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The Gadget: Olympus E-420, billed as the world’s smallest and lightest DSLR
The Price: $500 for the body, $600 if you want the 14mm to 42mm starter lens too
The Verdict:
There’s a lot packed into this little package. People who don’t know much about photography but are dying to learn will love certain features, such as the [...]

#88 Having Gay Friends

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.
When choosing gay friends, white people like to base their decision on their own needs and requirements. [...]

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

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As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working [...]

#86 Shorts

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One thing prized by white people is making the most of situations. They like to maximize opportunities for all that they are worth. It applies to jobs, vacations, investments, books, education, and perhaps most importantly, warm days.
After a prolonged cold snap, white people are very excited at the first hint of a warm [...]

#90 Dinner Parties

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Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it’s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party.
It is imperative that white people know how to host [...]

#89 Saint Patrick’s Day

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Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning, take the day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m., they would be called an alcoholic, and not in the artistic, edgy way that white people are so fond of.
On March 17th, however, this exact same activity is [...]

#85 The Wire

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Though white people have a natural aversion to television, there are some exceptions. For white people to like a TV show it helps if it is: critically acclaimed, low-rated, shown on premium cable, and available as a DVD box set.
The latter is important so that white people can order it from Netflix and tell their [...]

#88 Having Gay Friends

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If white people could draft friends the way that the NFL drafts prospects it would go like this: black friends, gay friends, and then all other minorities would be drafted based on need and rarity to the region.
When choosing gay friends, white people like to base their decision on their own needs and requirements. [...]

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

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As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working [...]

#86 Shorts

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One thing prized by white people is making the most of situations. They like to maximize opportunities for all that they are worth. It applies to jobs, vacations, investments, books, education, and perhaps most importantly, warm days.
After a prolonged cold snap, white people are very excited at the first hint of a warm [...]

#91 San Francisco

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San Francisco is one of the top US destinations for white people in terms of both travel and living. It is universally agreeable and is a safe discussion topic for any situation.
The city is considered one of the world’s premiere locations for white person research.
White people like to vacation in San Francisco because it has [...]

#90 Dinner Parties

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Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it’s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party.
It is imperative that white people know how to host [...]

#89 Saint Patrick’s Day

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning, take the day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m., they would be called an alcoholic, and not in the artistic, edgy way that white people are so fond of.
On March 17th, however, this exact same activity is [...]

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

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As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working [...]

Daily Mail: Don’t Do The Brown Acid

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Layering mistake? Head injury? Malice? The Daily Mail’s rugby coverage takes a psychotropic turn.
Thanks to Nino, original is here.

Scrubs: We Feel Your Pain

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Touchstone Pictures is a major unit of The Walt Disney Company, the third largest media organization in the world with revenues exceeding $60 billion.
Evidently very little of that filters down to the Art department, who seem to have assembled this cover largely using the lasso and gradient tools. Do you think those doors would actually [...]

Readers Digest: Maybe It’s A VampirePhone

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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The missing tail in the reflection could be put down to artistic license, but those icons are fair game.
Discussion at Woot! Thanks to Mathew for the tip.

SEAT: Logic Is An Optional Extra

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The thrust of this SEAT ad is that it is for design-conscious families. This family doesn’t want the regular baby incubator. Oh no. They want something more Philippe Starck. A chap in a white coat dejectedly takes away the rejected incubator.Which is apparently lighter than air. (Gallic shrug.)
Props to Gaduman. Bigger pics here.

Shimano: Righty Tighty Lefty Loosey

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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The curious thing about this one is that the reflection isn’t a simple copy-and-flip. The perspective is a little different, suggesting a different shot was used. Someone actually made an effort before goofing and rotating the image instead of flipping it.
Thanks to Idenwen.

Hannah Montana: The Really Real Teeth

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Sometimes writing this blog is like shooting fish in a barrel, except that instead of barrels it’s trillion-dollar media conglomerates and instead of fish it is our confidence in them.
Thanks to Scott.

Fashion Week Daily: Dude, Your Grandmother Is Hot

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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In any creative endeavor, there has to be a determining process - or metric - by which rationalization can be made. In these terms the creative process is an application of aesthetic ideology onto the matrix of a constantly shifting shared culture. The determination and assessment of quality is a catharsis that constitutes the aaaaargh [...]

Street Kings: Trigger Debate Rages On

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Congressional Republicans today stepped up pressure on House Street Kings Leader Keanu Reeves (D-Zion) to justify his “no triggers” policy.
Thanks to Gant for digging this one up.

Blackhawk Down: The Hostages Are Being Held In SimCity

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Let’s hope we can rescue them before the budget runs out! Aargh my industrial zone is on fire again!
Thanks to Alain-James for the tip.

Stuck On You: Not So Much

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Now I need you to adapt some artwork for this movie. It’s about two guys who are joined together - and this is important - cannot be separated. The whole point of the movie is that they can’t be separated. Do you get it? Great. Go right ahead, I have total confidence in you.
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Germany <3 PhotoshopDisasters

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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MOM! LOOK!
Thanks to Felix R.

Street Kings: Surprisingly Safety Conscious

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Their city. Their rules. Rule 217: Please keep your finger off the trigger of your gun.
Sorry for the watermarks, but some dickless wonder has been cloning this site.
Thanks to Linek!

GQ: She Probably Stopped Smiling When She Saw The Newsstand

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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OMG dude look as Rachel Bilson’s legs they’re uhhh like totally whoa. Yeahhhh! (sound of smoke being inhaled). Whoa! she’s like uhhh some sort of sideshow. You know what would be (more smoke-related noises) totally amazing: we should uhhhh put like an inexplicably fake umm shadow behind her, so she’s like a warp-legged captain of [...]

Spiderman 2: Mary Jane Is Mister Fantastic

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Either Kirsten Dunst’s right left arm is five feet long and has two elbows, or someone, somewhere, figured no one would notice. We are that no one!
Thanks again to Ken Justice.

Hanes: Look Who We Got Our Clipping Path On Now

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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If you’re trying to guess which one is the real leg, the smart money is on neither.
Thanks to Julia.

Basic Head Swap

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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For reasons that probably only make sense to Koreans, Korean posters for Basic Instinct 2 required a head swap for Sharon Stone, so that she had wet hair.
Unfortunately the retouching budget didn’t stretch to updating the dry hair in the mirrors behind her.

More Evidence Of Massive Conspiracy Against Diane Keaton

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Diane Keaton can’t catch a break these days. Not only is she haphazardly comped with Mandy Moore - just where is she looking? - her mouth has been hacked into the kind of grin that clown morticians might favor.
Also, does Diane Keaton really have only three fingers on her right hand?
Thanks to Ken Justice.

Diario Sportivo AS: I Wasn’t Expecting The Spanish Inquisition

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Our chief weapon is Photoshop… and cloning… cloning and Photoshop. Photoshop and cloning. Our two weapons are Photoshop and cloning… and copying and pasting. Argh. Amongst our weaponry are such elements as Photoshop, cloning, copying, pasting. I’ll come in again.
Comfy chair to Consultor Anonimo.

Out Magazine: Hey Mr DJ Put A Record On I’m Microcephalic

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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It looks great, yeah great. You know, one little thing. No big deal. But if you could make the top of her head smaller? Just the top part? So it isn’t hiding the banner. Yeah, no, I know, but you know what, no one cares about the top of her head. Just make it smaller. [...]

Bebe: Eva Longoria Is Made Of Rubber

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Bebe turns to its inner thirteen year-old for Eva Longoria. Not only is she made of rubber, her suit casts a shadow, as if it were flapping around.
Found at the excellent dlisted.

Jimmy Carr: The Jocelyn Wildenstein of Retouching

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Looks like someone’s been tweaked a little. What does Mr Carr look like in real life?Okay. You did you know that the airbrush tool has a flow setting, didn’t you?
Thanks to PJ Holden for the tip!

Imagine Babies: What’s a watermark?

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Images from iStockPhoto: $12Stealing the preview images instead: $0Seeing the watermark on your finished, printed artwork: priceless

Batman Fascinated By Window Frame

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Not only is Batman choosing a rather odd position to brood from, the floor is, well, phoned in. The reflections would be correct only if the floor were below the buildings opposite.
Thanks to Shortee for this one.
Edit: Delightful discussion on Reddit

Diane "Scarecrow" Keaton

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Designer: We don’t have a full shot of Diane Keaton?Art Director: Don’t worry! She old!Designer: So I can just make any bizarre body shape and it will be OK?Art Director: Who care! She old!Designer: Look! Her head is like 200% too big! And where is her waist?Art Director: Hello? Are you still working on that?

Castles In The Air

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Sir Lancelot gazed fondly into the soft blue pools of Lady Guineviere’s eyes and gently held her mutant third hand. Wait, what?
Courtesy the beautiful Judge A Book By Its Cover.

#87 Outdoor Performance Clothes

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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As white people get older, they like to make clear boundaries between their professional and personal lives. They don’t mind talking about their personal life at work, but they hate talking about their work life when they are enjoying a weekend or vacation. But with blackberries and laptops, white people could be working [...]

#86 Shorts

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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One thing prized by white people is making the most of situations. They like to maximize opportunities for all that they are worth. It applies to jobs, vacations, investments, books, education, and perhaps most importantly, warm days.
After a prolonged cold snap, white people are very excited at the first hint of a warm [...]

#89 Saint Patrick’s Day

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Normally if someone were to wake up at 7:00 in the morning, take the day off work, and get drunk at a bar before 10:00 a.m., they would be called an alcoholic, and not in the artistic, edgy way that white people are so fond of.
On March 17th, however, this exact same activity is [...]

White People in the News

Posted by admin in March 25th, 2008  
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Leaving Behind the Trucker Hat by Allen Salkin in The New York Times, March 16, 2008.
Stuff referenced:

New York Times
Non Profit Organizations
Organic Food
Arts Degrees
Brooklyn
Hating Corporations
Farmers Markets

Having Two Last Names
Irony
Study Abroad
Microbreweries

White Spots - Paris

Posted by admin in March 24th, 2008  
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This is a new feature where we try to find the locations around the world that are beloved and frequented by white people.

This new feature examines the all of the places or “spots” around the world where white people like to be and be seen. It can provide valuable information about locations in your [...]

Chavez, Gutierrez

Posted by admin in March 22nd, 2008