Until recently, when middle and high school English teachers would ask me to recommend a good book for teaching grammar, I’d direct them to Constance Weaver’s Teaching Grammar in…
What Works in Teaching Grammar
The Most Powerful, Most Irritating, and Most Nonsensical Words in English
Our thanks to the readers, bloggers, marketers, and (on occasion) inmates who pass along news about innovations in the English language. Here are a few of the items that…
Maugham on Writing: Know Your Limitations
In his autobiography, British novelist William Somerset Maugham attributed his success to an ability to accept his inadequacies as a writer. Once he had done that, Maugham said, he…
A Few Rhetorical Questions–and Answers
Some of the most popular pages at About Grammar & Composition concern the figures of speech–described by Henry Peacham in 1577 as words “made new by Art, and removed from…
Hype and Hypermiling: Oxford’s 2008 Word of the Year
I’m afraid that the season of dubious annual honors is again upon us, and blogs will soon be clogged with top-ten lists of the best and worst of the year–movies,…
Language Facts and Figures: Begging Some Questions in the Forum
It’s time to pay another visit to the Grammar & Composition Forum–where readers post straightforward questions, and I provide the often baffling replies.
Play It As It Lays and Lies
Question:
I…
Campaign to Cut the Clutter: Vexing and Irritating Redundancies
First and foremost, I hope and trust that each and every one of you shares my basic and fundamental belief that needlessly repetitive and redundant word pairs, in any shape…
Barack Obama’s Secret for Stirring a Crowd
Have you ever wondered how Barack Obama does it?
I mean, how the President-elect uses words, for the most part simple words, to stir a crowd the way he did in…
O Tempora! O Mores! Councils in Britain Ban Latin
According to a report from BBC News, several local councils in Britain have discouraged their employees from using Latin words and abbreviations in official correspondence. Because Latin is no longer…
Breaking the Block
It may sound paradoxical, but a critical stage of the writing process is the period spent not writing: that wall-gazing, head-scratching, often nerve-rattling time devoted to discovering something to say…
Words That May Not Mean What You Think They Mean
“You keep using that word,” Inigo Montoya says to Vizzini in The Princess Bride. “I do not think it means what you think it means.”
The word that Vizzini so frequently…
The Long Campaign to Abolish the Apostrophe
A colleague’s recent post–Out With Apostrophes–provides the excuse to reprint an article that first appeared here in the spring of 2007. Since then, a London reader has created a website…
Buncombe Adjourned: H.L. Mencken on the U.S. Election
As Americans stagger toward Election Day, we’d like to offer an antidote to the incessant sound bites, robocalls, attack ads, and rhetorical flourishes. A corrective to the hype, hooey, and…
Campaign to Cut the Clutter: Please Don’t Say That Again
Today we continue our fall campaign to cut the clutter by looking at eight more common redundancies. The sentences in italics were found in newspapers, newsletters, advertisements, and blogs. The…
World Series Special: The Language of Baseball
Writing about the golden age of sports reporting, baseball historian Harold Seymour illustrated the sort of colorful language that was in vogue at the end of the 19th century:
Teams…
Block Those Metaphors!
Used thoughtfully, figures of speech can enrich and enliven our writing. But when laid on too thick, stretched beyond recognition, bent out of shape, or mixed like a Mai Tai…
Words and Expressions That Ticked Off William Cullen Bryant
Over the past year, readers have been contributing in earnest to our sizeable collection of annoying words and expressions. Recent additions include “automagically,” “conversate,” “manbag,” “hubby,” “basically,” “no problem,”…
Ten Things Worth Knowing About Noah Webster on His 250th Birthday
This week we join Yale University in marking the 250th birthday of alumnus Noah Webster. Born in West Hartford, Connecticut on October 16, 1758, Webster is recognized today for his…
The Annotated Edition of Monty Python’s “Announcement for People Who Like Figures of Speech”
And now for something completely different, we call on those renowned rhetoricians John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and the unforgivably late Graham Chapman. Known to…
Campaign to Cut the Clutter: Ten Good Little Words
We continue our fall campaign to cut the clutter by honoring ten common words. Unfortunately, these words are so common that some writers try to avoid their company, favoring longer…
Singular Plurals
Have you ever tried to explain to a four-year-old child why two feet aren’t foots, or two mice aren’t mouses? Of course the appropriate grownup response to such questions is,…
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Fleeting Touches of Description
Among the ancient textbooks that crowd my shelves (books, I’m told, that should have been ditched or donated long ago) is one by Evelyn May Albright that’s simply titled Descriptive…
Ten (or Twenty) Mistakes That Your Spell Checker Will Never Catch
Here, from our Glossary of Commonly Confused Words, are ten tricky word pairs that look and sound alike but have different meanings.
All Ready & Already
The phrase all ready means completely…
The Myles na Gopaleen Catechism of Cliché
Today’s guest blogger is Brian O’Nolan, who from 1939 until his death in 1966 commanded a satiric weekly column for The Irish Times called “Cruiskeen Lawn.” Under the pen name…
Eliza Doolittle’s Grammar–and Ours
“I don’t want to talk grammar,” Liza says in George Bernard Shaw’s play Pygmalion. “I want to talk like a lady.”
Eliza Doolittle (you might know her from the musical version,…
Fall Campaign to Cut the Clutter: Reducing Redundancies
We kick off our fall campaign to cut the clutter in our writing with these eight common redundancies:
Most problems are defused before they become an acute crisis.
Crisis means “a crucial…
Ten Ways to Celebrate National Punctuation Day
I probably don’t have to tell you that September 24 is National Punctuation Day. For weeks we’ve been gathering dashes, calling up old commas, and hiding gaily wrapped colons where…
Bazooka Hank and the Metaphors of Financial Crisis
From The Economist to the Bangkok Post, last week’s most popular headline was “Nightmare on Wall Street.” Journalists talked of “carnage,” “panic,” and “doom.” A few even dared to whisper…
Overcoming Writer’s Block With Freewriting
So there you are, crouched over the keyboard with a topic and a deadline–and not a blessed thought in your head. You’ve already raided the fridge, checked your email (twice),…
Hemingway’s Iceberg Theory of Prose
You don’t have to be a budding novelist to benefit from some of the advice offered by professional writers. Consider, for example, Ernest Hemingway’s famous iceberg theory of prose, which…
A Pointless Mark of Punctuation!
“Cut out all these exclamation points,” F. Scott Fitzgerald once advised a young author. “An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke.”
Since its first appearance in the latter…
Politics and Pig Metaphors
Mudslinging and muckraking are nothing new in political campaigns. And for that matter neither are metaphors–metaphors like mudslinging and muckraking, for example.
In the U.S. presidential race, gibes about pork-barrel spending…
Language Facts & Figures: A Few From the Forum
For this month’s edition of Language Facts and Figures, let’s pay another visit to the Grammar & Composition Forum. Here are just a few of the many good questions that…
Mark Twain on Writing
After touring St. Paul’s Cathedral during a trip to London in 1872, Mark Twain jotted this fervent response in his notebook: “Expression–expression is the thing in art. I do not…
Overworked Eponym of the Week: “Maverick”
As you probably heard this past week–over and over again–Republican presidential candidate John McCain is a maverick. And guess what, so is his running mate–the “Alaska maverick,” Sarah Palin.
According to…
A New and Improved Spell Checker–May Bee
Imagine a spell checker smart enough to recognize and correct all the homophonous errors in this stanza from “Candidate for a Pullet Surprise”:
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew…
Mark Twain on Writing
After touring St. Paul’s Cathedral during a trip to London in 1872, Mark Twain jotted this response in his notebook:
Expression–expression is the thing in art. I do not care what…
Remembering Laurence Urdang
Although you may not immediately recognize the name, odds are good that you have dipped into at least one of Laurence Urdang’s reference books. After all, before his death last…
Remembering Laurence Urdang
Although you may not immediately recognize the name, odds are good that you have dipped into at least one of Laurence Urdang’s reference books. After all, before his death last…
200 Expressions That Really Tick You Off
It all started back in January with this cranky observation from James Thurber:
I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular…
Mark Twain on Writing
After touring St. Paul’s Cathedral during a trip to London in 1872, Mark Twain jotted this response in his notebook:
Expression–expression is the thing in art. I do not care what…
Talking About English on the BBC
If you’re in a mood to eavesdrop on some smart conversations about language, tune in to any of these fine programs on the BBC Radio 4 website. A word of…
Six Ways to Create New Words
Have you ever experienced textpectation? According to the Urban Dictionary, that’s “the anticipation one feels when waiting for a response to a text message.” To a linguist, textpectation is an…
What’s the Secret of Style?
Writing near the end of the 19th century, Matthew Arnold made it all sound pretty simple. “Have something to say, and say it as clearly as you can. That is…
Composing an Essay for the SAT or ACT
Here’s a question you won’t find on either of the two most widely used college admissions tests:
What do the letters “SAT” and “ACT” stand for?
The answer, in each case, is…
The Difference Between Grammar and Usage
Thirty years ago, two Canadian educators wrote a spirited, well-informed defense of the teaching of grammar. In “Twenty-one Kicks at the Grammar Horse,” Ian S. Fraser and Lynda M. Hodson…
Why Freshman Composition Is Not a Waste of Time
For heaven’s sake, you’ve been taking courses in reading and writing since you were in first grade. And yet what’s the one class that almost every first-year student in every…
Feed Your Head: Irony and Metaphor Are Good for You
Thanks to a tip from the Polymath From Portsmouth, Lancelot Kirby, I just read a fascinating article by Kenneth Krause in the July/August 2008 issue of The Humanist: “Mapping Metaphor:…
Olympics Special: More Imported Words
The English language contains well over half-a-million words. More than a million, in fact, if you start counting proper names, abbreviations, and technical terms. Still, as shown by such recent…
Join Us in the Grammar & Composition Forum
Here are a few of the questions that have recently appeared in our Grammar & Composition Forum:
When writing a story do I write “OK” or “okay” or what? What if…
The Case of the Missing Italics
In a recent column by Boston Globe journalist Ellen Goodman, this odd-looking sentence caught my eye:
Let’s go back to a McCain op-ed that (BEG ITAL)did(END ITAL) run in The New…
“But”–It’s a Wonderful Word
According to a usage note in the fourth edition of The American Heritage Dictionary, “But may be used to begin a sentence at all levels of style.” The same point…
Latin Abbreviations and the Mob
Perhaps you remember this (slightly sanitized) linguistic exchange between Ray “Bones” Barboni (played by Dennis Farina) and Chili Palmer (John Travolta) in the movie Get Shorty (1995):
Barboni: Let me explain…
Bennett’s Rules of Newspaper English
The owner of the New York Herald, James Gordon Bennett, Jr., died in 1918, six years before his newspaper vanished in a merger with the New York Tribune. But in…
Delightfully Irregular Verbs
As language maven Richard Lederer has shown (or showed) in his poem “Tense Times With Verbs,” irregular verbs in English are delightfully unpredictable:
Today we speak, but first we spoke;
Some faucets…
Annie Dillard’s Advice on Getting Started: “Tear Up the Runway”
For many of us, the hardest part of writing is getting started. Even after we exhaust our rituals of procrastination (checking email, playing FreeCell, resizing icons), there’s the
challenge of…
Back to Homophone Corner
Homophones, as you probably know (not no), are words that are pronounced the same but differ in meaning and usually spelling. Understandably, they rank high on our list of Commonly…
The Role-Shifting Parts of Speech
Readers of classic mythology and modern science fantasy will be familiar with the concept of shapeshifting: changing from one form (say that of a human) to another (a frog, for…
Blow Up Your TV, and Other Writing Advice From Stephen King
Novelist Stephen King should know a thing or two about fear. “Good writing,” he says, “is often about letting go of fear and affectation. . . . Good writing is…
Composing Descriptive Lists
When it comes to descriptive writing, I’m a sucker for a good list (or series)–any playful hodgepodge of dizzying details that can stir a person or place to life through…
Mark Twain on Proofreading
The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is really a large matter–it’s the difference between the lightning-bug & the lightning.
Mark Twain’s well-known observation (offered in a letter…
Merriam-Webster Welcomes the Mondegreen
When the sales team at Merriam-Websters Collegiate Dictionary posts its annual list of “new” words, it’s easy to wax cynical. After all, a word usually has to ripen on the…
Work, Not Magic: 20 Writers on Writing
What is writing? Ask 20 writers and you’ll get 20 different answers. But on one point most seem to agree: writing is hard work.
“I think writing is really a process…
Pros on Prose: C.S. Lewis
Clive Staples Lewis, author of The Screwtape Letters and The Chronicles of Narnia, was asked in an interview how a writer goes about “developing a style.” His reply:
The way for…
How to Cut the Fat Out of Online Writing
Most online reading is actually skimming and scanning. So to grab and hold our readers’ attention, we can’t afford to waste words. The trick to writing lean on our blogs…
There’s a Word for It
What do you call a word that can convey opposite meanings depending on how it’s used? A word such as sanction, which can mean either “allow” or “prohibit.” Or screen,…
The 100 Most Important Words*
Rhetorician I.A. Richards (1893-1979) called them the most important words for two reasons:
They cover the ideas we can least avoid using, those which are concerned in all that…
Wisdom Speaking Eloquently
Over 400 years ago, an English curate named Henry Peacham characterized the figures of speech as “wisdom speaking eloquently.” Through the play of language, he said, “the singular partes of…
Remembering George Carlin–Essential Drivel
Words fascinated George Carlin. From his early routine on “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” to the inventory of euphemisms in “Airline Announcements,” language–especially bent or abused language–was…
Wisdom Speaking Eloquently
Over 400 years ago, an English curate named Henry Peacham characterized the figures of speech as “wisdom speaking eloquently.” Through the play of language, he said, “the singular partes of…
What Is a Good Writer?
“A good writer is simply one who says all he wants to say, who says only what he means to say, and who says it exactly as he meant to…
A Revival of the Teaching of English Grammar
For some years I have been confident that a revival of the study of English grammar was certain to come. There are two reasons for my confidence. The first is…
Ten Writers on Writing
In these 10 articles, we turn to the pros for smart advice on how to improve our own prose.
Natalia Ginzburg: On Being a Great Small Writer
“I try to capture the…
Time Out for Present Participles
In one respect, present participles are pretty simple, straightforward constructions. Whether laughing or crying, they’re formed by adding -ing to the base form of a verb. No exceptions. Present…
How to Become a Good Re-writer
“When I say writing,” observed novelist Robert Louis Stevenson, “O believe me, it is rewriting that I have chiefly in mind.” Indeed, says Joyce Carol Oates, “The pleasure is the…
Top 10 Websites for Logophiles
If you’re a logophile (that is, a “lover of words”), you probably enjoy challenging–or annoying–your friends with frequent installments of the game “Did you know?” For example, did you know…
Language Facts & Figures: Prepositions
Our latest roundup of facts, figures, and wild hunches focuses on the preposition–one of the traditional parts of speech. Prepositions are members of a closed word class–which means that few…
What’s Wrong With the Five-Paragraph Essay
Like most teachers of English, I’m not a big fan of standardized tests–those tiresome tools for school accountability that threaten to leave every child behind. What’s especially vexing is the…
Advice on Getting the Words Right
I’ve mentioned before that my favorite chapter in John Trimble’s superb Writing with Style: Conversations on the Art of Writing (Prentice Hall, 2000) also happens to be the shortest. In…
Why the Spelling Society Won’t Be at the National Spelling Bee
While it’s not Sex in the City (thank goodness), the Scripps National Spelling Bee has been receiving a lot of media attention lately. On Friday, May 30, the semifinals will…
Are Americans Irony Deficient?
Writing in Britain’s Observer newspaper a few years back, Italian-born journalist Cristina Odone argued that America is “the land of the irony-free”:
Americans don’t like humble pie: they regard themselves–collectively…
I’m Firm, You’re Obstinate . . .
On a BBC radio program in the late 1940s, philosopher Bertrand Russell playfully conjugated an “irregular verb” as “I am firm; you are obstinate; he is a pig-headed fool.”
What…
Why Do You Write?
Sure, sometimes we write because we have to–those reports due at the office, the term papers due at school. But a lot of us also write because we want to….
Another Quick Quiz From the AP Stylebook
Are you ready for a 60-second quiz on matters of style and usage? All right then, let’s go:
Is 25 grams a collective noun? 25 grams is consumed or 25…
360,000,000 Words and Counting
Language lovers should be sending thank-you notes to Mark Davies, Professor of Corpus Linguistics at Brigham Young University. Dr. Davies is the creator of the new BYU Corpus of American…
“Brevity First, Then Clarity”: Lucas on Style
“Style has got a bad name,” said British critic F. L. Lucas. Too often style is “associated with precious and superior persons who, like Oscar Wilde, spend a morning putting…
Listing
In his remarkable essay on the conjunction “AND” (Habitations of the Word, 1985), author William H. Gass describes the list (or series) as “one of the essential elements of a…
Visit an Online Writing Lab
For many college students, the most welcoming spot on campus is the writing center–a place where trained tutors offer individual assistance on all aspects of the composing process. If you…
What’s the Difference?
Our Glossary of Usage contains 70 sets of commonly confused words. Of course you know the difference between such similar-sounding words as affect and effect, conscience and conscious, lightening and…
Growing Up With an Editor
“What most writers need,” said long-time New Yorker journalist Lillian Ross, “is not another writer but an editor–someone to talk to about their work, someone capable of giving guidance and…
Exercising at Grammar & Composition
With final exams approaching, a little exercise may be in order. Here at About Grammar & Composition, tucked away among the ads (also known as “sponsored links” and “offers”), you’ll…
Why Should We Study English Grammar?
If you’re reading this page, it’s a safe bet that you know English grammar. That is, you know how to put words together in a sensible order and add the…
First Aid for Writers: Jargon Busting
Some refer to it as gobbledygook. Others call it gibberish, drivel, claptrap, nonsense, or mumbo jumbo. Almost a century ago, in his lecture series On the Art of Writing (reprinted…